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Players know Serena Williams will kick their ass if they try to get in the way between her and a Grand Slam trophy.  Little did Eva Asderaki know this includes umpires.  Asderaki got her butt verbally kicked after she penalized Williams a point against Samantha Stosur in the 2010 US Open championship.  Williams, down a set, had screamed, "C'mon!" while blasting a forehand to break Stosur in the first game of the second set.  Asderaki ruled it a hinderance.

Nothing hindered Serena during the changeover.

Watching this, I know why Serena became a certified nail technician.  It makes your hands so much prettier when you're making those "talk to the hand" moves.

 

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Entries in Wimbledon 2012 (5)

Sunday
Jul082012

Federer Denies Murray to Claim 7th Wimbledon Trophy

The magic of a 7th Wimby win: Federer's head turns into a trophy. Courtesy AELTC.

He did it again.  At 30 years of age.  Roger Federer used his serve and forehand to push away a newly aggressive Andy Murray to win the Wimbledon men's championship, 4-6, 7-5, 6-3, 6-4.

With his victory, he reclaims a once-familiar spot: world number 1. And he ties his idol Pete Sampra's record of 7 victories at tennis' premier tournament.

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Friday
Jul062012

Federer Reaches Record 8th Wimbledon Final

Under that cool exterior, he cares. A lot. Courtesy AELTC.Another match, another record for the Greatest Tennis Player of All Time.  Roger Federer calmly dispatched defending champ, top seed and world number 1 Novak Djokovic under a closed roof at Wimbledon's Centre Court, 6-3, 3-6, 6-4, 6-3.

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Thursday
Jun282012

Nadal Upset at Wimbledon, Stiff Upper Lips Quiver Across Britain

"Please, sir, put your shirt on, it's Wimbledon." Nadal, stripped of shirt and chance for 3rd Wimby title by Rosol. Courtesy AELTC.Two-time winner and world number 2 Rafael Nadal was knocked out of Wimbledon in the second round by a Czech who's never been in the Slam's main draw before.

Lukas Rosol, ranked 100th in the world, lost each of the past five years in the first round of qualifying. 

You wouldn't have known this by watching him play.  He blitzed aces and winners passed a stunned Nadal, beating him in a five-set epic: 6-7 (9), 6-4, 6-4, 2-6, 6-4.  As he served for the match, Rosol showed no signs of nerves, hitting 3 aces and cracking a forehand winner to dispatch one of the greatest players in the game. 

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Monday
Jun252012

Berdych Ousted by Underachiever Gulbis

Ernests Gulbis upsets Tomas Berdych; now he has a reason to party all night. Courtesy AELTC.This is what happens when you practice.  You start winning.

That's what unseeded Latvian underachiever Ernests Gulbis learned today in his impressive 7-6 (5), 7-6 (4), 7-6 (4) first-round upset of 6th-seed and 2010 finalist Tomas Berdych on Centre Court.

I think -- and I'm not alone in this -- that Gulbis has what it takes to be really great.  I saw him take out James Blake in the bullring at Roland Garros in 2008, en route to the quarterfinals, and I've been a fan ever since.  Okay, I admire more than his game.  He's dangerously cute.  Must be the day-old stubble and the mop of curly hair.  He's got this playboy air about him

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Friday
Jun222012

Wimbledon 2012: I Hate Tennis Cake Contest Now Open!

Novak Djokovic, winning Wimby last year. Courtesy AELTC.Haters, dust off those crystal balls.  Wimbledon begins on Monday, and it's time to enter the I Hate Tennis Wimbledon 2012 Cake Contest!

Fill out your brackets for the women's draw here, and the men's draw here. Do it multiple times.  I'm going to fill out one with a highly likely scenario (e.g., a Djokovic-Nadal final) and a wildly unlikely scenario (e.g, Rafael Nadal doesn't make it to the quarterfinals, or something else that's the tennis equivalent of the sun not rising).  

Here's one long-shot: Andy Murray, Wimbledon finalist.  Have you seen his draw?  BBC Sport detailed his possible path to the championship match, and it's filled with upset possibilities, starting with the first round against former world number 3 Nikolay Davydenko. After that, Murray could face Richard Gasquet, David Ferrer and Nadal.

Maria Sharapova has an easy go of it until the quarters, when she could find herself in a rematch of last year's semifinal against Sabine Lisicki.  Sharapova won that, 6-4, 6-3, but it took her three sets to get the best of Lisicki in the Australian Open's Round of 16 last January. Who dares to pick Lisicki to beat Sharapova?

Other fun things to think about:

  • How far will Andy Roddick get before he tanks?  He's likely out against David Ferrer in the 3rd round, but who's willing to say he will blow up before then? 
  • What about Venus Williams?  She's 32 and has an auto-immune disease.  But she's reached the finals 8 times in the last 11 years, winning the championship five times. 
  • And Serena? She's won 4 times, most recently in 2010.  She's Tennis.com writer Stephen Tignor's pick.
  • Sara Errani was a dark horse in the French Open, in which she was the runner-up.  Who are the dark horses here?  How about Angelique Kerber, who's coming on strong, making her top 20 debut in February and her top 10 debut in May? Or, on the men's side, big server Milos Raonic?  In his first appearance at Wimbledon last year, he retired in the second round against Gilles Muller because of a right hip injury.  He's all better now.....
  • John Isner, Nicholas Mahut, 2nd round.  I think the psychological weight of their historic, record-breaking 2010 match will weigh more heavily on John, who finally eked out the win.  Down goes Isner.

     

    Such tempting scenarios.  But even more tempting is the strawberries-and-cream CAKE I'll bake you if you win either the women's or men's brackets.  Fill out your forms! And meet me back here regularly for updates.